So I had a really low key fender bender in the snow last saturday. I barely bent my liscense plate, and cracked her bumper a little bit. We had been out in the hills shooting, and were driving home in a snow storm. I still had my revolver under my shoulder, totally exposed, having a grand old time. So when I rear ended this lady, I began to relearn an important lesson.
She got out of her car, walked over to mine, opens MY door, and starts yelling at me! I was amazed!! That is very bold for a lone woman, on a country road, in the middle of a snow storm. She is all yellin: "Do you even know how to drive?! YADA YADA YAD-Why do you have a weapon?!" She had noticed that I had a large gun on my side (and probably realized her own stupidity) and freaked out. In short she was really rude and stupid.
I got a call that day from her hubby, to learn that they took the car to a couple of shops and found the best deal and offered to let me settle it myself rather than through insurance. They were both extremely helpful, and today I met her again and she was the nicest lady in the world. It is all taken care of, I am broke, and still amazed. The nicest lady was such a wench face when I met her.
Don't condemn on the first impression.
Dont rip open a stranger's door on a country road outside of town because there is a chance he has a gun and the look on your face will be every bit as dumb as hers was. (it was hilarious, really).
Dont rear end a an expensive car driven by a lady who is psycho and may have a death wish. She gets scary when you do.
But yeah, life is wonderful. I have the love of the most beautiful girl in the world, we get married in 10 days, and it is Christmas time. Our apartment is awesome, moving in is gonna rock! Life is good, and if you don't know that, then maybe you should reread the title of this entry because stress has clearly made a retard of you. Life is good. We have so much here and if you think your life is bad then wake up, look around, stop being retarded. Merry Christmas!!!
